I'm new on here but if I was to have $1 million to invest I ...

I'm new on here but if I was to have $1 million to invest I would allocate in percentage to equal parts of %95 on tesla, Bitcoin, ether,ford rivian,nikola,ocean,steal,gold and keep %5 for cash out for me to atleast enjoy a cup of coffee as I'm looking at my portfolio. I do need advice on to starting investment. pls help I'm ready to start. where to.