Justice for the Retail Investors

There once was a stock that put to sea
The name of the stock was gme
The price blew up, the shorts dipped down
hodl, my bully boys, hodl
soon may the not a cat come to send our rocket beyond Mars
one day when the DRS is done
we'll soak in the endless pool
she had not been 1 year from shore when Matt Finestone joined the board
the chairman called all hands and swore
he'd take his shares and hodl
soon may the not a cat come
to send our rocket beyond Mars
one day when the trading is done
we'll soak in the endless pool
for 1 year the news about it
was to sell and forget about it
those diamond hands, they'd knew they'd profit if only they could hodl
soon may the not a cat come to send our rocket beyond Mars
one day when the DRS is done
we'll soak in the endless pool
no deals were cut, no shorts been squeezed
the chairman's mind was not on greed
but he belonged to the primate's creed
he took the risk to hodl
soon may the not a cat come to send our rocket beyond Mars
one day when the DRS is done
we'll soak in the endless pool
for 300 days or even more, the stock went up and down once more
all gains were lost it was looking poor
but still those primates did hodl
soon may the not a cat come to send our rocket beyond Mars
one day when the DRS is done
we'll soak in the endless pool
as far I've heard, the fights still on
the shorts not squeezed and the gains not won
the not a cat makes his regular call
to encourage the chairman, crew and all
soon may the not a cat come to send our rocket beyond Mars
one day when the DRS is done
we'll soak in the endless pool
soon may the not a cat come to send our rocket beyond Mars
one day when the DRS is done
we'll soak in the endless pool