Trying to steadily short the market

$am a shorter$
This is my paper porforlio for these two months. Actually I still behold that market is definitely far from the bottom so far. The real bottom is coming soon. Plus, I am a ETF lover. So I would really love to short the market with $ProShares UltraPro Short QQQ ETF (SQQQ.US)$ ＆ $ProShares Ultra VIX Short-Term Futures ETF (UVXY.US)$. But you might also find it contradictory that I add TSLA into me basket. That's because I really admire Elon and current price could be a buying opportunity. Anyway, nobody can be 100% rational. Let's just get crazy!