The bank isn't the best place to buy some stonks
So Moo Moo is where I go
Me and my friends at the table buying stonk
Buying fast and then we sell slow
An ape come over and start up a conversation with just me
And trust me I'll give it a chance now
Take my cash, stop, put it all in stonks
And then we start to dance, and now I'm singing like
Moo, you know I want low fees
Low fees was handmade for somebody like me
Come on now, give me low fees
I may be crazy, don't mind me
Say, boy, let's not talk too much
Here's low fee and put that body on me
Come on now, follow my lead
Come, come on now, follow my lead
I'm in love with the shade of green
Apes push and pull like a magnet do
Although my stonks is falling too
I'm in love with Moo Moo
And last night you were in my room
And now my bedsheets smells like you
Every day discovering a brand new stonk
I'm in love with Moo Moo
Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I
I'm in love with Moo Moo
Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I
I'm in love with Moo Moo
Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I
I'm in love with Moo Moo
Every day discovering a brand new high
I'm in love with the shade of green
One week in we let the story begin
We're going out on our first date
You and me are thrifty, so go all you can eat
Take all the savings and fill up on stonks
We talk for hours and hours about the stock market
And hope your stonks is doing okay
Leave and get in a taxi, then kiss in the backseat
Tell the driver make the radio play, and I'm singing like
Moo, you know I want low fees
Low fees was handmade for somebody like me
Come on now, give me low fees
I may be crazy, don't mind me
Say, boy, let's not talk too much
Here's low fee and put that body on me
Come on now, follow my lead
Come, come on now, follow my lead
I'm in love with the shade of green
Apes push and pull like a magnet do
Although my stonks is falling too
I'm in love with Moo Moo
And last night you were in my room
And now my bedsheets sheet like you
Every day discovering a brand new stonk
I'm in love with Moo Moo
Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I
I'm in love with Moo Moo
Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I
I'm in love with Moo Moo
Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I
I'm in love with Moo Moo
Every day discovering a brand new high
I'm in love with the shade of green
Come on, short squeeze, come on
Come on, Futu, come on
Come on, DiDi, come on
Come on, Nio Nio, come on
Come on, Grab Grab, come on
Come on, Palatir, come on
Come on, ContextLogic, come on
Come on, StoneCo, come on
I'm in love with the shade of green
Apes push and pull like a magnet do
Although my stonks is falling too
I'm in love with Moo Moo
And last night you were in my room
And now my bedsheets sheet like you
Every day discovering a brand new stonk
I'm in love with Moo Moo
Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I
I'm in love with Moo Moo
Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I
I'm in love with Moo Moo
Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I
I'm in love with Moo Moo
Every day discovering a brand new high
I'm in love with the shade of green
Sofu_ :
doctorpot1 OP Sofu_ : Tried another one trying to fit into the tiktok hype hahahahaha
doctorpot1 :Moo Moo Jiggle Jiggle - tiktok trending?
https://www.moomoo.com/community/feed/108457087205382?data_ticket=5b3500b278c1b7aa4a176e85285988a1&futusource=nnq_followtab_list
MonkeyGee : I use to have a managed account by Morgan Stanley. That charge me 2.5% of the value when traded. Totally ridiculous when it couldn't provide a return that beats the market in a good times and convince you everything under the sun not to sell in the bad time. if that was the case it's the same to just buy the SPY ETF and save yourself the pain in dealing with all the BS and lip service.
doctorpot1 OP MonkeyGee : wa that is very expensive funds. 2.5% is crazy. Ya lor, might as well buy SPY much lower fees and better result
Tina88 Li : Great lyrics, can you sing it out
doctorpot1 OP Tina88 Li : I'm bad a singing hahahha. Can listen to my bad singing here hahahaha
doctorpot1 :Moo Moo Jiggle Jiggle - tiktok trending?
https://www.moomoo.com/community/feed/108457087205382?data_ticket=5b3500b278c1b7aa4a176e85285988a1&futusource=nnq_followtab_list
Don't have beautiful voice like 老Uncle or Trading to FF. Can see their post here
Uncle: MooMoo came to my concert
https://www.moomoo.com/community/feed/108442147880966?data_ticket=5b3500b278c1b7aa4a176e85285988a1&futusource=nnq_details_discuss
Trading to FF: I will be in a daze, then use moomoo, and then quietly DCA- Dollar Cost Averaging~
https://www.moomoo.com/community/feed/108465684348934?data_ticket=5b3500b278c1b7aa4a176e85285988a1&futusource=nnq_followtab_list
whqqq : hahaha sounds great
doctorpot1 OP whqqq :
divinepapa : Shape me up.. Shake share up leh.. Hehehehe
doctorpot1 OP divinepapa : Hahaha only divinemama can shape and shake you leh. I cannot hahahahhaa
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