Holy COW Moomoo, I HERD it was your birthday!

I'm sure this 10th birthday will be legenDAIRY! If I were you I would MILK it for all that it's worth!🥳

Another year older, I bet it feels like deja-MOO! I'm UDDERLY ashamed of myself... All I got you was a COWculator.🧁🎈🎁

All jokes aside, Happy birthday to MOO! 🎂🥳🎉

Now that all the corney dad jokes are out of the way, let me introduce you to:

💵 d.o.b. : May 17th, 1792 ( the same day the Buttonwood Agreement was signed, creating the NYSE )

💰 personality: He's a "Cookies are for closers" kinda guy and he loves 🍪🍪!

💸 Hobbies: Crypto, options, forex, futures, bonds, OTC, Penny Stocks, Large Cap to Small Cap, commodities, and he wants them leveraged to the max!

💲 Dreams: To be the first person to take a small account from $50 and turn it into $500,000,000.

💱🥇📉📈💰🏧💵💳🪙💴💶💷📊🎯💹💸💲🧿

LISTEN UP EVERYONE!! READ THIS ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

Find happiness, do happiness, live happiness! That's the answer to the whole,"what's the meaning of life?" question everyone disagrees so much about.

Love deeply, be loved deeply, & be happy!