A creepier Version of Jeffrey Dahmer

There's an incredibly odd individual who lurks on this site. He has taken my old user name of 'Sam The Greater' because he has an unhealthy obsession with me. This is just so people are aware that this individual is unhinged. I made a joke about his imaginary wife and now he has dedicated his pathetic life to following me, both on the Internet and in real life. He is 50 years old, has the physique of an Ethiopian marathon runner (he's actually smaller than that) and bares an uncanny resemblance to HIS IDOL Jeffrey Dahmer.

However as much as he tries to be me he often gives the game away with his inferior intellectual capacity, his obsession with CORNDOGS and his immature grammatical responses. He uses mainly 1 or 2 syllable words. A wordsmith, he is not.

IT'S HIS IMAGINARY WIFE I FEEL MOST SORRY FOR THOUGH. POOR IMAGINARY WOMAN