$Mullen Automotive (MULN.US)$ Seriously, though.... Michery ...

Seriously, though....

Michery could announce that he'd somehow figured out a way to secure $50mil in government funding, that their factory had begun churning out their first batch of cargo vans, that they had secured a binding contract to supply Amazon with 30,000 I-gos to be delivered within the next 12 months, that they'd straight-up AQUIRED Fisker, Centro, FFIE AND SOLO, that they'd hired 10 new executives from Tesla, GM, Volkswagen and Toyota, that they'd secured strategic partnerships with Foxconn, Apple, Samsung and Raytheon ( 🤔 💭 ), and that Elon, himself, had gotten bored trying to decide whether or not it was his best idea ever or worst idea ever to assign a hive-minded Cohort of Teslabots to determine the ethics of free speech vs the dangers of misinformation on Twitter – and has in the meantime decided to spend the next 6 months as a pro-bono consultant for Mullen Automotive – AND that they have announced that they are currently hosting an immediate-hire job fair in order to boost production capacity and begin the "scaling up" process needed to meet the revised reservation numbers — and half of you cowards would still bail out of your positions, bc some no-talent hack published a bearish article in the "Moomoo-Exclusive Newfeed...!!"

*FACEPALM*

This is why you guys are broke and stuck off in the friendzone, indefinitely (and also why those of you who actually DO have jobs are sadly NEVER invited to hang out with your coworkers outside of work, and likely a major contributing factor behind why your sons aren't just taking more *ick than your daughters do, these days; they're ALSO wearing more make-up than they are AND getting more viewers on their Tiktoks, even....!! Meanwhile, BOTH of them still have more CoD wins and better K:D ratios than you'll ever see – not to mention better P&Ls...!! 😉 )