The end of the world is bullish.
Don't even ask the question. The answer is yes, it's bullish. Think Amazon will miss the next earnings? That's bullish. You work at the drive thru for Mickey D and found out that the burgers are made of human meat? Bullish. You think insiders don't already know that?
The market is an all powerful, all encompassing being that knows the very inner workings of your subconscious before you were even born. Your very existence was priced in as bullish decades ago when the market was valuing Standard Oil's expected future earnings based on population growth that would lead to your birth, what age you would get a car, how many times you would drive your car every week, how many times you take the bus/train, etc.
Anything you can think of is bullish, even the things you aren't thinking of. You have no original thoughts. Your consciousness is just an illusion, a product of the omniscent market. Free will is a myth. Buy the dip. The market sees all, knows all and will be there from the beginning of time until the end of the universe (the market has already priced in the heat death of the universe, you guessed it. Bullish).
So please, before you bring up nuclear war, bread lines and civilizational collapse, don't ask such a dumb question again and understand that the prospect of 98% of us resorting to eating bone marrow from elon musk's discarded kitchen scraps is fucking bullish. $ProShares UltraPro Short QQQ ETF (SQQQ.US)$ $ProShares UltraPro QQQ ETF (TQQQ.US)$ $SPDR S&P 500 ETF (SPY.US)$ $SPDR S&P 500 ETF (SPY.US)$
The market is an all powerful, all encompassing being that knows the very inner workings of your subconscious before you were even born. Your very existence was priced in as bullish decades ago when the market was valuing Standard Oil's expected future earnings based on population growth that would lead to your birth, what age you would get a car, how many times you would drive your car every week, how many times you take the bus/train, etc.
Anything you can think of is bullish, even the things you aren't thinking of. You have no original thoughts. Your consciousness is just an illusion, a product of the omniscent market. Free will is a myth. Buy the dip. The market sees all, knows all and will be there from the beginning of time until the end of the universe (the market has already priced in the heat death of the universe, you guessed it. Bullish).
So please, before you bring up nuclear war, bread lines and civilizational collapse, don't ask such a dumb question again and understand that the prospect of 98% of us resorting to eating bone marrow from elon musk's discarded kitchen scraps is fucking bullish. $ProShares UltraPro Short QQQ ETF (SQQQ.US)$ $ProShares UltraPro QQQ ETF (TQQQ.US)$ $SPDR S&P 500 ETF (SPY.US)$ $SPDR S&P 500 ETF (SPY.US)$
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