Big Short became Big Squeeze in China Stock Market!

Alright, let’s break it down like this:

Wall Street was chillin', shorting China stocks, feeling all smug, like they had just bet against that one friend who insists on investing in Dogecoin at Thanksgiving dinner. Then boom! China rolls out a surprise stimulus plan so massive, it made Wall Street spit out its fancy organic kombucha.

Now, all those investors who thought China’s market was going down faster than your phone’s battery life are scrambling. They’re like, "Wait, hold up! What do you mean China stocks are rallying?" Morgan Stanley's over there, raising its targets like a teacher giving extra credit, while UBS and Nomura jump on the hype train faster than people at a Black Friday sale.

Short-sellers? Oh, they’re sweating harder than someone who just tried to give a presentation without Wi-Fi. They’ve lost $6.9 billion because China’s market shot up by 27%. It's like that moment when you're playing Monopoly and suddenly someone pulls out a card that changes all the rules—except this card is Beijing's stimulus, and you're still stuck on Baltic Avenue.

Remember how shorting China was all the rage two weeks ago? Yeah, that’s yesterday's news. Investors are now scrambling to "rebalance" their portfolios—AKA trying to fix the mess they made before the boss finds out.

Meanwhile, China's over here flexing like, "Y’all doubted us? Here’s a ‘policy bazooka’!" They’ve thrown everything at the economy, from reviving the housing market to making sure private enterprises get the love they need. Now, markets are bouncing back like a 90s boy band reunion tour.

So what's the takeaway? Well, Wall Street thought they were starring in *The Big Short*, but China turned it into *The Big Squeeze* faster than you can say “stimulus package.” And now all those investors? They’re the ones trying to make a comeback.