LeonaC wrote a post · Sep 24, 2024 23:50

Doing data science for data scientists

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One of the most tragic things about people who don't know college graduate-level finance or business or tech is that they don't know Instagram is funding the narcissist CEO's bank account. "I know, right?"

Sometimes I picture everybody who has an IG link on their brand as like, locked in this cold, dark, dingy and moldy cell with that CEO pacing back and forth with a baton and tazer ready to kill them if they don't clown around for him.

Since I have kitten shelter costs to get funded, I need to do more data science. I'm meditating upon my next column, but not sure yet what I'll write about. Don't worry, I will be more than happy to share all of the sweet eco-tech investments that will probably do fabulous once our BLM Lady President is in charge. Yeah, I'm holding several ... but we need to define some negotiation parameters. I'll share ONE story of why I'm invested in the company after ONE AND ONLY ONE of the following things happen:

⚀ $Palantir (PLTR.US)$ is above 90 per share

⚁ "College dropout CEO" is given back his Market Cap at or below 300B, where it was in 2016 and 2020

⚂ $Intel (INTC.US)$ is given back Market Cap above 286B, where it was in 2020

⚃ "Booking dot JAIL" $Booking Holdings (BKNG.US)$ is shut down by the Feds for the same illegal algorithmic price fixing that RealPage just got busted for, and its Market Cap is correctly reflected as ~ 1/60th the value of Intel's. A CPU-dependent middleman cannot be worth more than the CPU.

⚄ $SunHydrogen Inc. (HYSR.US)$ joins the trading crew here on $Futu Holdings Ltd (FUTU.US)$ so "More GANN Stanley" brokers stop trying to pressure me to sell stock I bought in 2016. If I showed you how much they stole from me to inflate college dropout CEO's MC, you'd probably cry.

⚅ $Bit Digital (BTBT.US)$ hires a Desi CEO who decides to give me 5 bitcoins per hour (my original rate from 2014) for all the work I've done for MooMoo.

Let the negotiations begin!

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