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Lefteris wrote a post · Jun 4 05:28

Edward Snowden Delivers Iconic Bitcoin Line as Berkshire Hathaway Falls 99.97%

In today’s news, Warren Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway took a nosedive, plummeting 99.97%. To put that in perspective, even Titanic survivors fared better. So, what caused this financial apocalypse? A technical malfunction at the New York Stock Exchange—because apparently, the stock market needed to reboot like an old Windows 95 computer.

Naturally, the crypto community had a field day. I mean, how could they resist? Warren Buffett, who once called Bitcoin a "gambling asset," now finds his own stock looking like a Vegas roulette wheel after a rough night. Enter Edward Snowden, the man who exposed government secrets and now drops truth bombs on Twitter. He chimed in with a mic-drop moment: "Bitcoin fixes this."

Meanwhile, Bitcoin itself decided to channel its inner roller coaster, climbing up to $70,000 before taking a swift dive to $68,500. Investors are left clutching their stomachs and their wallets, wondering if they’re on a thrill ride or a financial disaster movie.

For now, the saga continues with Bitcoin playing the unpredictable hero and Berkshire Hathaway the unexpected comedy relief. So, who will come out on top in this high-stakes drama? Stay tuned, folks, because in the world of finance, the only certainty is uncertainty.
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