Edward Snowden Delivers Iconic Bitcoin Line as Berkshire Hathaway Falls 99.97%
In today’s news, Warren Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway took a nosedive, plummeting 99.97%. To put that in perspective, even Titanic survivors fared better. So, what caused this financial apocalypse? A technical malfunction at the New York Stock Exchange—because apparently, the stock market needed to reboot like an old Windows 95 computer.
Naturally, the crypto community had a field day. I mean, how could they resist? Warren Buffett, who once called Bitcoin a "gambling asset," now finds his own stock looking like a Vegas roulette wheel after a rough night. Enter Edward Snowden, the man who exposed government secrets and now drops truth bombs on Twitter. He chimed in with a mic-drop moment: "Bitcoin fixes this."
Meanwhile, Bitcoin itself decided to channel its inner roller coaster, climbing up to $70,000 before taking a swift dive to $68,500. Investors are left clutching their stomachs and their wallets, wondering if they’re on a thrill ride or a financial disaster movie.
For now, the saga continues with Bitcoin playing the unpredictable hero and Berkshire Hathaway the unexpected comedy relief. So, who will come out on top in this high-stakes drama? Stay tuned, folks, because in the world of finance, the only certainty is uncertainty.
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EZ_money : that was a glitch not a real dump
EZ_money : Bitcoin fixes nothing it's a worthless junk asset ponzi scheme backed up by nothing
EZ_money : more crypto fails than are successful and anyone can design a crypto currency.... worthless junk
EZ_money : you pay 70K for a junk asset ponzi scheme that is nothing more than machine language
EZ_money : 1996 NSA white papers document release describes how to design a crypto currency and make people believe in it. it's a con. a joke CIA ponzi scheme and BTC was designed way before the release, released right before financial crisis perfect timing to grab suckers looking for investments that would hedge against the purchasing power of the dollar dropping. fools gold
XavierNomic OP : Come on! Keeps the joke coming in![[undefined]](https://static.moomoo.com/nnq/emoji/static/image/default/default-black.png?imageMogr2/thumbnail/36x36 "undefined")
MakeHerSquirt69 : take your meds
PepsiCo EZ_money : someone hates bitcoin a lot. Did you lose a lot of money on bitcoin?![[undefined]](https://static.moomoo.com/nnq/emoji/static/image/default/default-black.png?imageMogr2/thumbnail/36x36 "undefined")
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