I dedicate this song to Andrew Left

(Verse 1)
Once upon a time in the finance game,
Citron Research carved out its name,
Andrew Left, the man with the plan,
Short selling stocks across the land.

(Pre-Chorus)
With a critical eye, he made his mark,
Finding the flaws hidden in the dark,
But the market's wild, it's a tempest sea,
And sometimes it turns unpredictably.

(Chorus)
He said goodbye to short selling,
No more fights, no more yelling,
The game has changed, it's time to go,
Rage-quitting this relentless show.

(Verse 2)
He called out frauds and the over-hyped,
With a keen sense and a mind so sharp and sniped,
But the tides turned, the rules rearranged,
A battlefield that’s forever changed.

(Pre-Chorus)
With WallStreetBets and the meme stock craze,
The old strategies seemed like a daze,
Andrew Left saw the writing clear,
It's time to end this twenty-year career.

(Chorus)
He said goodbye to short selling,
No more fights, no more yelling,
The game has changed, it's time to go,
Rage-quitting this relentless show.

(Bridge)
Oh, the battles he fought, the stories he could tell,
From the highs of triumph to the lows of hell,
But every hero knows when it’s time to bow,
And Andrew Left is taking his final vow.

(Chorus)
He said goodbye to short selling,
No more fights, no more yelling,
The game has changed, it's time to go,
Rage-quitting this relentless show.

(Outro)
Now he walks away, head held high,
A legend in the financial sky,
Andrew Left, with his legacy set,
Rage-quitted but never will we forget.