iPhone 16: Same Phone, Different Year... Now With Smarter Excuses
Alright, buckle up folks, because it's that time of the year again—the Apple fall event! Yep, the annual tradition where Apple reveals something shiny, slaps an eye-watering price on it, and somehow makes us all question our financial decisions. This year? AI is the buzzword. It's not just "Siri, what's the weather?" anymore. No, no, this is "Siri, write my term paper, balance my checkbook, and maybe solve world peace while you're at it."
They’re calling it *Apple Intelligence*, which feels like Apple just realized Siri's been skipping leg day at the AI gym. So now, we’ve got AI in the new iPhone 16 and iPhone 15 Pro. Tim Cook himself took the stage, all smiles, thanking everyone as if he didn't just price your next kidney sale with that new Apple Watch Series 10. Oh, and this new watch? It’s basically a lifeguard, nurse, and meteorologist on your wrist. It’s thinner, smarter, and it’ll tell you if you're about to drown *or* snore. Priorities, right?
But here’s the kicker, Apple knows people are kinda meh about AI. A study showed that only 7% of people really care about AI in their phones. Seven! That’s like the percentage of people who still use Internet Explorer by choice. Yet, Apple remains optimistic. They’re hoping that once we get tired of our outdated memes and selfies, we’ll be all in for AI-generated…well, whatever AI thinks we need.
And, of course, everyone is whispering about iPhone sales. Some analysts are divided like they're arguing over pineapple on pizza: *Is AI gonna be the thing that makes people upgrade?* Maybe. Maybe not. But let’s face it, Apple knows even if AI doesn’t woo you, the inevitable iPhone 17 will. Rumor has it, it’ll be thinner, faster, and maybe it'll come with a therapist for when your bank account breaks.
So there you have it, folks. Apple: doing more with less (battery life), and convincing us all that we need it!
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CSLoh : Same same. No upgrade for me yet another year
Michelle JL : nothing special ...