Netflix Plays Hide and Seek with Subscribers

Looks like Netflix is pulling a sneaky move here. So, Greg Peters and the gang over at Netflix have decided they're too cool for school, deciding they won't be sharing their subscriber numbers anymore. Talk about keeping your cards close to your chest, eh?

Now, historically, us mere mortals in the streaming world have relied on these numbers to gauge who's winning the streaming wars. But nah, Netflix is all like, "We've evolved, mate." Yeah, evolved into what? The mysterious streaming ninja clan? Can't help but wonder if they're trying to hide something or they just don't want to deal with the pressure of meeting those sky-high expectations.

And not just subscribers, they're also pulling the plug on reporting average revenue per member. That's like going to a footy match and not keeping score. What's the point, Netflix? Trying to throw us all off your scent while you secretly conquer the entertainment world?