Warren E Buffett
:
Know you are holding NVDA puts. YOU are about to get SLAUGHTERED by theta burn.
Right now you’re probably full of joy, delighted at the prospect of your puts popping in value, eagerly awaiting the market to open so you can watch you puts print.
I’ve got bad news for you. the time reads 9:29 AM, you’ll see it turn over to 9:30 AM, and you’ll start frantically swiping your screen to update the new value of your puts.
You frown. Your Nvidia puts haven’t gone up at all in value. “It must be some sort of mistake”, Nvidia has just experienced a major pull back, YOU CALLED IT! Nvidia sold off, HOW ON EARTH ARE YOUR PUT NOT PRINTING?!?!?!
You frantically begin swiping through the app 🫨🫨. Tying to figure out why your puts are not printing, surely there’s something wrong with the app, or the data, this can’t be right ?!?! You revisit your position. In horror see that not only have they not printed, they are now rapidly decreasing in value.
You are shocked sick to you stomach confused today was supposed to be YOU day! Ever since closing bell yesterday and Nvidia selling off, it’s been the only thing on your mind, the amount of money you’re gonna make today. You woke up this morning. First thing on your mind was how brilliant you are for calling the Nvidia pullback, and the money you would make today.
It’s now 10 AM the icy cold reality is finally setting it it is not a glitch in the app, the puts you hold, the puts that upon waking this morning, was the first thing on your mind, the prospect of the money you were going to make as they printed today, have decayed astronomically. they are pretty much worthless. It’s not a joke. It’s not a mistake. Even though you called it correctly, Your position is worth very little. You got played.
That’s when you realize YOU GOT THETA BURNED BIATCH
KENG ZHENG YU
OP
Warren E Buffett
:
Sorry to say but I haven’t bought anything yet not even a single share of Nvidia I’m still waiting for the price I want b4 getting in
Juhil Patel : nahhhhhhh, had good numbers
KENG ZHENG YU OP Juhil Patel :
Congratz, buy the dip for more future gains haha
Juhil Patel KENG ZHENG YU OP : for sure, the numbers are good and the guidance!!!
Warren E Buffett : Know you are holding NVDA puts. YOU are about to get SLAUGHTERED by theta burn.
. Your Nvidia puts haven’t gone up at all in value. “It must be some sort of mistake”, Nvidia has just experienced a major pull back, YOU CALLED IT! Nvidia sold off, HOW ON EARTH ARE YOUR PUT NOT PRINTING?!?!?!
You revisit your position. In horror see that not only have they not printed, they are now rapidly decreasing in value. 
sick to you stomach 
confused 
today was supposed to be YOU day! 
Ever since closing bell yesterday and Nvidia selling off, it’s been the only thing on your mind, the amount of money you’re gonna make today. 
You woke up this morning. 
First thing on your mind was how brilliant you are for calling the Nvidia pullback, and the money you would make today.
the icy cold reality is finally setting it 
it is not a glitch in the app, the puts you hold, the puts that upon waking this morning, was the first thing on your mind, the prospect of the money you were going to make as they printed today, have decayed astronomically. 
they are pretty much worthless. It’s not a joke. It’s not a mistake. Even though you called it correctly, Your position is worth very little. You got played.
Right now you’re probably full of joy, delighted at the prospect of your puts popping in value, eagerly awaiting the market to open so you can watch you puts print.
I’ve got bad news for you. the time reads 9:29 AM, you’ll see it turn over to 9:30 AM, and you’ll start frantically swiping your screen to update the new value of your puts.
You frown
You frantically begin swiping through the app 🫨🫨. Tying to figure out why your puts are not printing, surely there’s something wrong with the app, or the data, this can’t be right ?!?!
You are shocked
It’s now 10 AM
That’s when you realize YOU GOT THETA BURNED BIATCH
KENG ZHENG YU OP Warren E Buffett : Sorry to say but I haven’t bought anything yet
not even a single share of Nvidia 
I’m still waiting for the price I want b4 getting in