PCT: Rojak Portfolio v46.0
PCT = Pandas Coffee Talk.
Rojak = is a Singapore malay dish that have mix cuts of raw organic vegetables & processed foods. Mix with otak prawn nuts sauces.
What is Rojak Portfolio? Rojak Portfolio is a FOMO Fear Of Missing Out Portfolio. Can be called a Girl Portfolio = once a dress flies into a girl eye. If it is within budget & can fit into the wardrobe cupboard. It is considered bought!!!
Rules of Rojak Portfolio: because you just need to beat Fed Bonds 5% p.a. . Should be piece of cake. If can. Beat even Warren Buffett 24% p.a. My YTD = -100%. TTM = -16%. Cathie Wood = 2.49%. Since me PANDA is = -16%. Me is not laughing. Someone: some rules are not to be broken.
Rules of Rojak Portfolio: because of limiting budget & capacity of your wardrobe cupboard. You basically cannot buy everythings you see like. Me PANDA: some rules are wtf (what the f) rules.
Another Rule of Rojak Portfolio: can only be 1Unit. You just mix & match all you want. Shares. Fractional Shares. ETF. Options. Funds. To beat your personal best TTM %. But if you less than Fed Bonds 5% p.a. you fail. Someone: some rules are to be broken.
FUTU come into mind. Growth & returns step by step up. Q3 earning reports is coming out. Me PANDA see FUTU as a QQQY index of shares + UVXY Moomoo Pandas trash talks business model.
AMD Q3 YOY Revenue Growth = x1000%. Which make her 100.00USD the next NVDA 400.00USD.
QQQY is a must. It is a QQQ index. With 5% MDiv Monthly Dividends. If it isnt dont have a pandas life. Must keep staring into this ticker. Me will most likely Dividends Snowball into to be a mechanical Warren Buffett.
JEPY is another must. It is SPY index. Support Warren Buffett S&P500 companies. Unless you want old fashioned companies like KO & MA to die out.
With Moomoo Subscribe Quote. SQQQ x3 Short QQQ. Buy low sell high every 10Days. It is 3.00USDD - x2 1.00USD platform fees = 1.00USD every 10Days.
Again with Moomoo Subscribed Quote. TQQQ x3 long QQQ. It is 1.00USD every 10Days.
Again with Moomoo subscribed quote. SVXY x3 short VIX. It is 7.00USD - 1.00 x2 platform fees = 5.00USD every 10Days.
Again with Moomoo subscribed quote. UVXY x3 long VIX. It is 5.00SD - 1.00USD x2 platform fees = 3.00USD every 10Days.
Every Tech Q Earnings Report. Cathie Wood ARKW tech babies increase by 50%. Warnings: after recalculations with Apple Stock App chart. ARKW by right only increase 10.00USD.
NVDA Q2 Revenue x1000%. Q3 Revenue x400%. May buy in 5.00USD fractional shares.
AVGO is one of top10 Companies of QQQ. Wonder why no one talk about her. May buy in 5.00USD fractional shares.
Warren Buffett AAPL babies. By right make up most of his 26% p.a. returns. May buy in 5.00USD Fractional shares.
Facebook Z. May buy in 5.00USD fractional shares.
Given 12.00USD fractional shares by Moomooo.
JPM. Best US bank stands out profitable out of so many banks failures. May buy in 5.00USD fractional shares.
It is reported. That Tech companies. Increase +25% on day of earning reports. Now it is Q3 earnings.
May increase +25% on Q3 Earning Report. Cathie Wood Tech babies.
May increase +25% on Q3 Earning Report. Another Cathie Wood tech babies.
May increase +25% on Q3 Earning report. Another Cathie Wood tech babies. May buy in 5.00USD fractional shares.
Bill Gates can survive anythings. What IRS back taxes you talking about? MSFT just consolidate. May buy in 5.00USD fractional shares.
By right. Dec will be AMZN christmas rally. Jan comes a dip. Then it is another year run to Sep. May buy in 5.00USD fractional shares.
Since me buying all big 10 of QQQ. So will buy in 5.00USD fractional shares.
CCJ & NXE. They are fueling next generations of uranium-based micro generators for AI centres.
Recommend everyone buy at least 1Unit of TFLO each. Me PANDA will try best to lead by example to allocate 50% of portfolio to TFLO all the time. To get Fed off our back. In theory if everyone go back to 50% of 7% p.a shares + 50% of 5% p.a. bonds = by right Fed will let everyone off his machine guns = everyone get 7% p.a. minimum. Or you people all die die want to be like Cathie Wood 2.49% p.a must be 100% shares investors.
Because my wardrobe cupboard is very small. Only 300.00USD to be exact. Me PANDA most likely will choose mini-dress = all in 5.00USD fractional shares & budget options like 10.00USD. Except 12.00USD TSLA stock coupon cashing out in 5Days. It seems Moomoo pay you all sorts of freebies stock coupons if you talk pandas trash in their App to drive up their shares tradings volume.
Recommend you get stock picks ideas from Moomoo Berkshire & Ark institutional portfolio shares components. Or QQQ top shares components. Analyze all you want. Come up with your own list. Then we compare our TTM %. By right Fed Bonds 5% p.a. should be easy to beat. Or is it really too impossible to beat?
Note: it is very difficult to read max & min prices in Moomoo Charts. Apple Stock App is better & easier.
Tip: how to cut costs in Moomoo for small fry investor like me PANDA. Do you know if you buy for example PLTR 17.300USD x1Unit = trading fees is -1.00USD. But if you buy PLTR 17.30USD x0.90Unit if that shares support Fractional Shares = then trading fees become -0.27USD. You owe me a Ice Coke Zero for this money saving tips.
Disclaimer: me PANDA is in the monk entertainments industry. And this post should be treated as pure pandas entertainments.
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SpyderCall : This stuff is hilarious! I actually got something legit from it. Those Defiance ETFs look legit. They track the SPY and QQQ nicely and still provide a dividend every month. I like it.
RickPANDA OP SpyderCall : Thanks for liking my writing style. Me PANDA recently get 3Job Offers to write for universities alike. But from the ways me write. Will get fired in 1-2Months.
MonkeyGee : what happened? I just got hungry!
MonkeyGee : This is hilarious. serious side, don't use proshares the math is defective (don't work). it's made to milk people's money.
RickPANDA OP : Look from my 300.00USD small budget limits. We do not have much tickers to play after my x20 5.00USD fractional shares. Except ARKW which by right will shoot up on Q3 like last Q2 earnings.
RickPANDA OP MonkeyGee : Just redone my Proshares maths. Moomoo charts very hard to read. Just got all of them more accurate from Apple Shares App.
RickPANDA OP RickPANDA OP : Can everyone share their TTM %. Is it me only? Or you get better than -16%.
MonkeyGee RickPANDA OP : sorry, I wasn't referring to your math. I was talking about proshares math. it's built to drop more than it would increase. I would bet you Blackrock has a trade to take advantage of its natural depreciation.
RickPANDA OP : Ok. Thanks. Long time suspected Proshares are lower returns. Me PANDA choose Proshares because it is more predictive. Like what you say: AI manipulated.
Charleneee RickPANDA OP : U really interesting
welcome SG friend! 🫶