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$Rex Intl (5WH.SG)$ I met a master today...[Yeah!] Me: Maste...

I met a master today...
Me: Master, what is the stock market?
Master: The stock market is just looking at the market with your butt.
I am: unfathomable...
Another question...
Me: What are stocks?
Master: Stocks are just tickets with your butt stuck in your butt!
Me: Why is Master watching the market with his butt and getting tickets stuck in his butt?
Master: Master isn't the stock market, but you're facing me and your butt is facing the market?This is the stock market
Master: Your butt clamps the ticket; if you raise it, it loosens; if you lower the clamp, what's not called a stock? Self-enlightenment...
I am:Hmm... Sure enough, it's a master; he can see it so thoroughly
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我也只不过是一个满身铜臭味💰,爱喝咖啡☕️, 偶尔也吃吃螃蟹🦀️的凡夫俗子! 口头禅:只能意会,不能言传。
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