Roaring Kitty's Livestream Circus: Fake Bandages Enterance & Stock plummeted 41% while he was live.

Roaring Kitty, aka Keith Gill, the man, the myth, the legend behind the GameStop frenzy, decided to grace us with his presence on a livestream. He showed up fashionably late, because of course, he did, wearing fake bandages, sunglasses, and a sling. Talk about making an entrance!

Gill didn't just bring the drama; he brought the chaos. Alright folks, buckle up because we've got some wild news from the stock market today!

Let's start with the basics: the DOW is down 0.22%, the S&P 500 dipped 0.11%, and the NASDAQ 100 slipped 0.11%. But that's the boring part. Now for the fun stuff.

Roaring Kitty, aka Keith Gill, the man, the myth, the legend behind the GameStop frenzy, decided to grace us with his presence on a livestream. He showed up fashionably late, because of course, he did, wearing fake bandages, sunglasses, and a sling. Talk about making an entrance!

Gill didn't just bring the drama; he brought the chaos. GameStop stock plummeted 41% while he was live. It was like watching a financial roller coaster designed by someone who thought, "What if we just didn't have any safety measures?"

With nearly 650,000 viewers tuning in, he spilled the beans on his E-Trade portfolio. Surprise, surprise – it was all GameStop. And despite the stock's nosedive, he remained giddy, perhaps buzzed from his beer-pouring antics.

Amidst meme chatter and trading halts, Gill doubled down on his faith in GameStop and its CEO, Ryan Cohen. He passionately defended Cohen, essentially saying, "This guy isn't a doofus, and if you think he is, you might be the doofus."

He acknowledged his $236 million paper loss but brushed it off with the kind of nonchalance only a man wearing fake bandages could muster. He even warned his followers, "I get stuff wrong. A lot." You don't say, Keith.

And in case you were wondering, he's behind all his social media accounts. No mysterious puppeteers here, just pure, unadulterated Roaring Kitty madness.

So there you have it, folks. In the world of stocks, sometimes it's not about the numbers. It's about the sheer, unbridled spectacle of a man dressed like a bandaged rock star, pouring beer, and holding on to his GameStop dreams with diamond hands. Stay tuned, because with Roaring Kitty, you never know what's next. It was like watching a financial roller coaster designed by someone who thought, "What if we just didn't have any safety measures?"

With nearly 650,000 viewers tuning in, he spilled the beans on his E-Trade portfolio. Surprise, surprise – it was all GameStop. And despite the stock's nosedive, he remained giddy, perhaps buzzed from his beer-pouring antics.

Amidst meme chatter and trading halts, Gill doubled down on his faith in GameStop and its CEO, Ryan Cohen. He passionately defended Cohen, essentially saying, "This guy isn't a doofus, and if you think he is, you might be the doofus."

He acknowledged his $236 million paper loss but brushed it off with the kind of nonchalance only a man wearing fake bandages could muster. He even warned his followers, "I get stuff wrong. A lot." You don't say, Keith.

And in case you were wondering, he's behind all his social media accounts. No mysterious puppeteers here, just pure, unadulterated Roaring Kitty madness.

So there you have it, folks. In the world of stocks, sometimes it's not about the numbers. It's about the sheer, unbridled spectacle of a man dressed like a bandaged rock star, pouring beer, and holding on to his GameStop dreams with diamond hands. Stay tuned, because with Roaring Kitty, you never know what's next.