The Market is No Longer Rational - Here are Tomorrow's Top 4 Picks (plus 2 bonus picks)

$Microsoft (MSFT.US)$ - They make money and do AI things so it will drop -20%
- Bull Case - They lose a lot of money
- Bear Case - They make a lot of money and they're involved in AI

$Alphabet-A (GOOGL.US)$ (forgot) - They make money and AI so it will drop -18.75%
- Bull Case - They lose money and search market share shrinks heavily. They have Googler's streak through Pinchia's office for a group sit-in regarding government contracts to protect America
- Bear Case - They make a lot of money, increase search and some Googler's streak through the main lobby protesting DEI budget cuts. Talks about AI.

$Roku Inc (ROKU.US)$ - They lose 30% of subscribers so it will moon +15%
- Bull Case - They lose a bunch of subscribers
- Bear Case - They gain a lot of subscribers and money but then say they won't report subscriber numbers. May talk about AI

$Royal Caribbean (RCL.US)$ - Moons +15% because only 1 person jumped off the ship
- Bull Case - Everyone on the last cruise out of Mexico got Norovirus and turkey trots but it's being contained. Has no exposure to AI.
- Bear Case - Makes a lot of money and they are full on capacity. Probably has AI on that boat.

$Snap Inc (SNAP.US)$ - Moons +20% because they have 1 teenager left on the platform sharing nudes
- Bull Case - Xi Xing Ping Allows Snap China because TikTok just got banned and perhaps will be 2 teenagers on the platform. They don't know what AI is and don't mention it on their call.
- Bear Case - Reports surprise earnings and more than 2 teenagers still on the platform. Talks about AI.

Bonus (for pro members)
$Atlassian (TEAM.US)$ - Nobody using it so must moon +30%
$DexCom (DXCM.US)$ - Curing people's diabetes and giving people better diabetic management - Loses -20% AH