The Simpsons: America's Most Trusted Political Analysts (Sorry, CNN!)

Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round, because it's time to talk about the most reliable source of political predictions out there—no, not your usual pundits, but the real heavyweight champs of foresight: The Simpsons!

Yes, folks, forget the polls and the pundits. The Simpsons have been calling the shots for decades. Remember when they predicted President Trump? That was back when we thought "covfefe" was just a typo and not a national mystery.

Now, here's the latest: Kamala Harris for President! That's right, while Biden was busy deciding if he should run or take a long nap, The Simpsons already had it figured out. They saw Kamala coming from miles away, dressed in a purple pantsuit that Lisa Simpson herself would envy.

And Trump? Well, he's back, and this time, it's personal. After a brief break, he's ready for round two. The Simpsons saw that coming too—way back in 2015! They even had a sign that said "Trump 2024." Seriously, it's like they have a crystal ball or something.

But wait, there’s more! The Simpsons didn’t just stop at elections. They predicted Trump’s criminal charges, too. Springfield’s own Kent Brockman told us years ago that the president would be arrested. And sure enough, Trump’s been collecting indictments like they're Pokémon cards.

Now, who’s ready for a debate? Picture this: Biden vs. Trump, round one. The headline? "Old Man Yells at Old Man." It’s harsh but hey, if the shoe fits…

So, as we brace ourselves for another wild ride in the US elections, remember, when in doubt, just ask: What would The Simpsons say?
Team Trump or Team Kamala? Either way, The Simpsons probably predicted it.

Disclaimer: This isn’t investment advice. It’s just a guy with a keyboard and a sense of humor.