A man once prayed to God that he grant him one wish. To his surprise, God answered and he heard his voice say "You have been a faithful man, what may I grant you?" The man said, "I would like a bridge from my house to Hawaii so I can drive there anytime I want." God thought a moment and said, "Your wish is very materialistic and requires massive support beams all the way to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean, which I can do, but is difficult. How about something that would be more honorable." The man thought again, "Lord, then my wish is for you to grant me wisdom in the stock market. To know exactly which stocks to pick and when and when exactly to buy, sell and hold so my family and future generations may prosper." God replied, "You want two lanes on that bridge or four?"