Yaaaaaay

So glad all the businesses decided to improve their margins! We toooootally needed super high fed rates for a while. I mean, some people actually were able to save money! Can you believe that?! Maybe if they'd work 120 hours a week they'd have money, what lazy kids these days.

Anyways, fortunately the unemployment rate is going up. I was almost paid a livable and decent wage for a hot minute there. Now with "inflation"(lol those kidders) bringing unemployment up we can just reverse all that nonsense. Employees should know their place: disposable productivity slaves, and stop begging f9r things like "career momentum" or "promotions" or whatever. I mean, sure, my boss is 68, but why retire? He'd be so bored!

Gotta go, my alotted break time of 2.5 minutes is up. I sure am glad Republicans made things so great. My parents were totally right and vindicated voting for Reagan. Who needs unions when you have an actor for a president, amirite?