$Tesla (TSLA.US)$ can anyone give me some assurance that it will go 420 today?

$Tesla (TSLA.US)$
Basic completion of the strategic investment layout for Tesla: 70% of the funds are used for investment layout of Tesla. Currently, the holding cost of Tesla positions is much lower than the current stock price. Therefore, ready to ignore short-term trends and secondary trend stock price fluctuations, hold for the medium to long term (more than 10 years), implement established strategic investments, rather than short-term trend and secondary trend arbitrage trading. If Tesla's stock price drops significantly, will buy the dip, which is a money-making opportunity. Elias is always a big bull on Tesla, always facing the downturn with a happy and open mindset. A major drop is an opportunity to absorb low-cost chips. Hope to have such opportunities in the future, go with the flow.
30% of the funds were used to establish a Hedge Fund and a Deep Dive Repurchase Fund. I do not intend to continue investing in Tesla, but instead invest in Elon Musk's currently unlisted Space Exploration Technologies Corp., SpaceX. Purchasing Destiny Tech100 Inc (CEF, non-diversified, closed-end management investment company. The company invests in a portfolio self-identified as consisting of 100 top privately held technology companies supported by venture capital. Code: DXYZ), DXYZ also cannot be bought randomly, it requires wisdom and strategy, buying on the dips, with a planned and methodical approach, in stages and batches, a surgical precision-like establishment...

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