$Walmart (WMT.US)$ is gonna be higher than $NVIDIA (NVDA.US)$ by the end of this year

Sometimes I fantasize about $BURSA (1818.MY)$ coming home HAPPY and HUGGING me until I feel numb. He KISSES me on the FACE until I can hardly breathe. Then he starts to SMILE and WAG HIS TAIL, begging me to MARRY him. He holds me all night as I SLEEP into his shirt. Is there hope for me?

$BURSA (1818.MY)$ hi bursa, how are you? I've been holding your hand since august. I hope you've been well, because I'm not well at all because I've been holding you for 5 months and I still can't sell you. all the other stocks I'm holding hands with are getting married, having kids, and driving new cars while you're still unemployed and have no girlfriend... I know you can do this bursa, I believe in you, so I hope you believe in yourself.