so who's yoloing million into what?

Just starting out with paper trading and not sure where to begin
Feeling overwhelmed by all the complex choices
The Copy Order feature is here to help!
Start by selecting a paper trading account, scroll down to the "Leaderboards" section at the bottom of the page, pick a user, and tap on their profile picture to reach their account details page. From there, scroll down to view their "Transactions" and hit the "Copy" button to duplicate their orders.
If that seems...

hi can someone help me how to trade lol. :(
I am new in this industry. i am tired of working so hard from other's company.

paper trade is okay to have a feel of the tools and the market. but experience is still better, sos do some actual trading/investment slowly.

new to this do stock splits normally crumble eg nvidia with all the hype
then cnq - oil & gas Canadian large company $71 before split
cmg - mex grill $3173 before split

hello guys..I'm new here is anyone can give me tips or advise

how can I learn more about options

Here's a screen shot of my dividends.
This from my portfolio that I designed to pay me weekly dividends every week. 
here's how to do it:
Purchase the following stocks, at amounts of 6.25% of your total buying power.
1. Wmt
2. Kimberly Clark
3. Atria Group
4. W. P. Carey Inc
5. Cisco
6. AT&T
7. Blackstone Group
8. Apple
9. Caterpillar Inc
10. Simon Property Group
11. Pfizer
12. JNJ
13. FNHC
14. Lockheed Martin
15. Avery Dennison
16. TGIF
When you're done, you will have a portfolio that pays ...

New, but a quick learner. I just want a positive hobby trading stocks short term and long term.