Alright, folks, let's break down this wild ride on Wall Street like we're dissecting the latest drama! So, imagine this: we've got traders betting big on Trump making a comeback to the White House, thinking he'll bring in tax cuts, tariffs, and deregulation galore. The whole shebang started gaining steam after Biden stumbled in the debate, sending shockwaves through his re-election campaign.
But hold up, it gets even crazier! Trump gets shot in the ear at a rally—ye...