Usually, it takes me at least 30 minutes fooling around in the commoonity to gather enough memes for one episode of moohumor. 
But this week is different. 
Because of Musk's public statements and $Tesla (TSLA.US)$ 's insane stock price, memes are everywhere in the commoonity. And most of them have something to do with Elon Musk.
I salute Elon Musk for being the best meme generator I have ever had. 
@c_mk:
@Ong Ah Huat Ah:
@MONIIICAAA: just started investing @ $Tesla (TSLA.US)$
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$Meta Platforms (FB.US)$ Best last minute idea which I had was to sell my puts. Wrong Idea was not to buy the calls

$Meta Platforms (FB.US)$ Get out while you can

When Elon did his $Tesla (TSLA.US)$ poll and then sold off...do people realise what a raw deal they got?
He exercised his options at less than USD7, got 2 million shares and then sold just half. This is less than 1% of his stock. Looks like 9% more to go.
While everyone focuses on the USD1000 profit per share he got, do people realise that Elon just pulled a fast one by diluting EVERY single shareholder? He holds one million more of the free float now...he just diluted every one of his shareholders. And he is going to do this with the rest of his stocks
Executive options expire next year so expect more of these shenanigans not just from Elon but from his top execs...share dilution is the hidden killer as it steals from every shareholder...I have never liked it, and when Elon does it like this, he feels more like a snake oil salesman than a respectable CEO

$Tesla (TSLA.US)$ will it dip below $1k tonight??

$Tesla (TSLA.US)$ what time is the flight to the moon? i still at check in dont fly w/o me leh steady

$Hertz Global (HTZ.US)$, one of the largest worldwide vehicle rental companies by sales, locations, and fleet size, has manage to emerged from bankruptcy earlier this year (2021), and will be offering an uplisting, to raise USD 1.3 billion at USD 29 per share.
$Hertz Global (HTZ.US)$ operates in over 100 countries, including U.K., Australia and Latin America, and in 2021, it has placed an order for more than 50,000 Tesla's Model 3 sedans, to be available for rent in the U.S. and some parts of Europe.
It's operating income & net income currently is in the negative zone due to the sharp decline in revenue & bookings caused by the covid pandemic.
However, as more countries start to have higher vaccination rate and the introduction of covid medicine such as the covid pills from $Merck & Co (MRK.US)$ and $Pfizer (PFE.US)$ to treat covid, it is expected that revenue and bookings will return to its pre-covid level.
Before we end this small talk, please vote if you will be participate in this 'Re-IPO'.
That's all for today and thank you for your support.

$Tesla (TSLA.US)$ like Nasdaq seems like on its way to mid Bollinger Band

$Tesla (TSLA.US)$ should I buy or should I wait. Arrrr this is worse then my exam multiple choice.