Sharing an observation a chap shared with me earlier:
Green Day + Green Futures = Crab Tomorrow
Green Day + Crab Futures = Red Tomorrow
Green Day + Red Futures = Green Tomorrow
Crab Day + Green Futures = Green Tomorrow
Crab Day + Crab Futures = Red Tomorrow
Crab Day + Red Futures = Crab Tomorrow
Red Day + Green Futures = Crab Tomorrow
Red Day + Crab Futures = Green Tomorrow
Red Day + Red Futures = Red Tomorrow
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