OptimusCrime : You know it’s blatant criminal activity right? Insider trading? Just here to root for the winning team by harassing investors in this company?

OptimusCrime : Whether or not that be true, seems easier to never mention prime market makers and hedge funds (I.e. Citadel or Ken Griffin) and just try to insult apes out of their investments. When bored, mention Adam Aaron, the devil lol

OptimusCrime Ken Griffin Charity : Consider it already done, man! By MILLIONS. Really?! Are you serious?! No normal stock trades like this unless it’s manipulated! When someone runs into a bank with a gun and comes out with money, is that truly a robbery? So I need to research that?

OptimusCrime : Where we’re going, eventually, we won’t need wheels anyway. Just a comfortable chair as this stock launches to space

OptimusCrime : “That will be $1 million to pay us for a “crime you didn’t commit.” “Pleasure doing ‘regulation’ with you.”