$NVIDIA (NVDA.US)$ wagwan

$Tesla (TSLA.US)$ rizz rizz....rizz rizz...um hello??? yes this is the rizzler, how can I help you???

$Alphabet-C (GOOG.US)$ gyat okay....she finna alpha my bet til I goog

$Microsoft (MSFT.US)$ I told shorty to give me a nickname she said she call me Micro Soft...

$Dow Jones Industrial Average (.DJI.US)$ I brought the wock to poland....

$Tesla (TSLA.US)$ swear ong my penis just fell off.....I think this is a bearish signal, um...hello puts!!!

$Tesla (TSLA.US)$ where my Ohio gyat rizzlers at