Alright, folks, grab your lattes and settle in because Starbucks just pulled a classic “Hold my Frappuccino” move. In a twist more shocking than finding out your favorite barista has been secretly giving you decaf, Starbucks decided to kick CEO Laxman Narasimhan to the curb faster than you can say "extra shot, no foam." And who did they bring in? None other than Chipotle's head honcho, Brian Niccol. That’s right, the guy who made bur...
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Alright, picture this: you’re watching a Bloomberg interview, and suddenly Jen-Hsun Huang, the head honcho of NVIDIA, and Michael Dell, the big cheese at Dell, start dropping hints like they’re in some kind of tech CEO mystery thriller. These guys were basically like, "Hey, we might just be cooking up our own AI chips. You know, just to shake things up in the fastest growing market in tech." Casual, right?
So there’s Mic...
So there’s Mic...
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$MAYBANK (1155.BMS)$
*Cue the dramatic intro music!* Alright folks, gather 'round because we've got some news hotter than a fresh plate of nasi lemak! Malayan Banking Bhd's (Maybank) digital platforms—yes, the Maybank2u website and that spiffy MAE mobile app—are back online after taking a little unplanned vacation since 5 pm on Thursday.
Now, picture this: It's 5 pm, you're ready to wind down, maybe check your bank balance, ...
*Cue the dramatic intro music!* Alright folks, gather 'round because we've got some news hotter than a fresh plate of nasi lemak! Malayan Banking Bhd's (Maybank) digital platforms—yes, the Maybank2u website and that spiffy MAE mobile app—are back online after taking a little unplanned vacation since 5 pm on Thursday.
Now, picture this: It's 5 pm, you're ready to wind down, maybe check your bank balance, ...
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*Booyah! Alright folks, let’s dive into what just went down with Super Micro Computers, ticker SMCI. Now, I know what you’re thinking – “What ding dong has happened? The stock just got whacked, down 12% in premarket!” And you’re right, it was an absolute smackdown. We’re talking WWE-style, folks!*
*So, here’s the deal – Super Micro reported their Q4 earnings, and let’s just say it didn’t exactly lig...
*So, here’s the deal – Super Micro reported their Q4 earnings, and let’s just say it didn’t exactly lig...
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Alright, legends, buckle up because The Trade Desk just gave Wall Street a right old kick in the pants! These tech wizards, who basically run a matchmaking service for ads and your eyeballs, just turned the after-hours trading into a bloody celebration.
So, here’s the scoop: The Trade Desk reckons they’ll pull in at least $618 million next quarter. That’s more than the $605.53 million the analysts were expectin...
So, here’s the scoop: The Trade Desk reckons they’ll pull in at least $618 million next quarter. That’s more than the $605.53 million the analysts were expectin...
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Alright folks, let’s talk about Super Micro Computer, or as I like to call them, "Super Micro Concern." Now, these guys were riding high on the AI wave, but you know what they say—what goes up must come down, especially if you’re holding onto it with sweaty palms.
So, Super Micro just dropped their Q4 earnings, and it was like getting socks for Christmas—disappointing, to say the least. They missed revenue expectations by a cool $10...
So, Super Micro just dropped their Q4 earnings, and it was like getting socks for Christmas—disappointing, to say the least. They missed revenue expectations by a cool $10...
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Alrighty, folks, grab your bevvies and sit tight because Monster Beverage just pulled a massive faceplant in the stock market! I’m talking a 10% dive after hours on Wednesday.
So, here’s the deal: Monster thought they were the king of the energy drinks, but they only brought in $1.9 billion in Q2. Now, $1.9 billion sounds like a big ol' chunk of change, right? But the analysts—those cheeky buggers—were expecting $2.01 billio...
So, here’s the deal: Monster thought they were the king of the energy drinks, but they only brought in $1.9 billion in Q2. Now, $1.9 billion sounds like a big ol' chunk of change, right? But the analysts—those cheeky buggers—were expecting $2.01 billio...
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$Celsius Holdings (CELH.US)$
Alright, folks, gather around! So, you know our favorite beverage company? Yeah, the one making us all energetic. Well, their PE ratio is at 40+, which is kinda like saying they're charging champagne prices for tap water. Even if they deliver sparkling results, it won't quench investors' thirst. So, keep your wallets safe and maybe just stick to actual champagne. Cheers!
Alright, folks, gather around! So, you know our favorite beverage company? Yeah, the one making us all energetic. Well, their PE ratio is at 40+, which is kinda like saying they're charging champagne prices for tap water. Even if they deliver sparkling results, it won't quench investors' thirst. So, keep your wallets safe and maybe just stick to actual champagne. Cheers!
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$Meta Platforms (META.US)$
Meta just dropped its Q2 earnings like a surprise Beyoncé album, and boy, are investors loving it. Profits soared 73%, because apparently, all it takes to make money is to slap an ad on every digital inch of your life.
**Key Facts**
Meta’s Q2 revenue hit $39.1 billion, which is more than what analysts expected ($38.3 billion). And the net income? A cool $13.5 billion, laughing in the face of the $12...
Meta just dropped its Q2 earnings like a surprise Beyoncé album, and boy, are investors loving it. Profits soared 73%, because apparently, all it takes to make money is to slap an ad on every digital inch of your life.
**Key Facts**
Meta’s Q2 revenue hit $39.1 billion, which is more than what analysts expected ($38.3 billion). And the net income? A cool $13.5 billion, laughing in the face of the $12...
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