Alright folks, Salesforce is currently going through what we like to call a "never-ending rollercoaster ride of disappointment." Picture this: you’re at the amusement park, you’ve bought your ticket, you’re strapped in, and instead of soaring upwards, you just keep dipping down, over and over again. That’s Salesforce stock, people! It's like the stock is playing "How Low Can You Go" on repeat.
So, Salesforce decided to acquire a co...

Alright, folks, let’s talk about Jerome Powell and the Fed. Apparently, Powell's out here like the DJ at the worst party ever, deciding whether to crank up the volume or turn it down a notch. And by "volume," I mean interest rates—yeah, the thing that makes your credit card feel like it’s trying to kill you.
So, the big news: they’re *probably* gonna cut rates by a quarter-point on September 18. But after that? Who...

Alright, folks, buckle up because it's time to talk about everyone's favorite tech superhero turned victim of stock market karma—Nvidia! Yes, that’s right, the AI chipmaking champ just took a nosedive that makes a rollercoaster look like a slow elevator ride. Picture this: one day, you're Jensen Huang, the CEO of Nvidia, sitting on top of a mountain of cash so high that you need a Sherpa to guide you to your office. The next day? Oops, ...