so far Musk’s twitter purchase has caused:
-my twitter call options did well
-my tesla short options did well
-twitter dies
which results in petty fights between annoying musk fanboys and annoying twitter users
-the chance of musk going broke and losing control of tesla allowing decent mangament to happen
this was unironically the best thing that happend this year. its like a gift that keeps giving
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